So you're unemployed...

why not...
#1. Learn to knit
#2. Read Don Quixote AND Anna Karenina... or on 2nd thought maybe just some kitchy british mystery novel or some bad Frank Herbert.
#3. Wash ALL the floors
#4. Wash most of the windows
#5. Watch the complete second season of Queer As Folk
#6. Download all Madonna Remixes (see #5)
#7. Gather, list and photograph items to be sold on Craig's List
#8. Listen to 12 hour lecture series on The Iliad (may be done in conjunction with #s 1, 3, 4, 10 and 11)
#9. Watch the complete first season of Queer as Folk
#10. Reorganize personal library
#11. Paint toenails
#12. Resist Bon Bons